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  • constellationsammy:


    more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

    can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

    (via ap-afrnas)

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  • What do we say to the god of death?

    • Persephone: knock knock
    • Hades: who's there?
    • Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
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  • grimsdark:

    The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

    (Source: peregrinemendicant, via caswitch)

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  • zodiac aesthetics


    aries: drunk edgy retro adventurer 
    taurus: electric pixie retro zombie 
    gemini: 70’s lolita wannabe witch 
    cancer: plain goth circa hipster 
    leo: dirty dubstep bi punk
    virgo: apocalyptic steampunk winter disaster
    libra: 40’s fantasy stoner ghoul 
    scorpio: vintage vodka surrealist royalty  
    sagittarius: magical destructive retrofuturist superhero 
    capricorn: decadent anarchist sick revolutionary
    aquarius: post-apocalyptic anarchist teen monstrosity
    pisces: 90’s grunge sick geek

    (via waveringbriar)

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  • jcatgrl:


    ugh, like there is LITERALLY no canonical evidence for the ~han solo: space womanizer~ head canon. like, when he first meets the ONE female character in the entire series that he interacts with he is GROUCHY and SHOUTY at her, not sauve and dashing. she thinks he…

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  • draumatics:

    he’s brawny, he’s burly, he’s a real hunk, and he works at a coffee shop

    he’s a baraista

    (via the-barabarian)

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