rowena: i'm looking over the plans
rowena: what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor
godric: oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason
rowena: why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school
godric: safest place
rowena: fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere
[in the distance]
salazar: there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong
A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human, actually.”
i couldn’t resist…
IM SO INTO THIS. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS IS MY JAM
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
rowena: its an eagle
salazar: okay whatever
godric: i dont think uh
salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
godric: okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh
helga: what did you do